I Filled a Storage Unit I Can No Longer Afford to Refill. So I'm Emptying It, and the Jean Is £99.99.
A new EU import tax on incoming parcels changed the number at the bottom of my spreadsheet. It didn't change the denim. This is the long version of why my riding jean went from £249.99 to £99.99, written by the bloke who has to live with the decision.
The morning it all changed I was stood in my unit at ten past seven with a coffee going cold on a pallet, doing a sum I had already done twice, hoping the third go would give me a different answer. It didn't. It gave me the same answer it had given me the night before, and the same answer it gave me on the drive over, which is the answer I had been trying not to look at for about a fortnight.
The next order costs more than I can sell it for.
Not "a bit tight". Not "we'll make it up on volume". More than I can sell it for, at the price my jean is on the site. And once you see that written down in your own handwriting on the back of a delivery note, you cannot unsee it.
My name is Jake. I run WARDEN. It is not a company in the way you picture a company. It is me, a laptop that lives on the passenger seat, a phone that has never once been on silent, and a storage unit where the shutter sticks in the cold. No warehouse team, no buyer. Just me deciding how many pairs of a riding jean to order, then living with that decision for six months.
Why I filled the unit in the first place
I want to tell this bit properly, because if I skip it the discount looks like exactly the sort of thing you should be suspicious of. And you should be suspicious of most discounts.
Earlier this year the jean was going better than I expected. Not viral, nothing dramatic. Just steady, and steady in a specific way: the same three or four sizes kept selling out, and I kept having to write the email nobody wants to write, the one that says sorry, that leg length is gone, I don't know exactly when it's back. It makes you feel like a shopkeeper who has run out of bread by half nine.
So I did the thing that felt like growing up. I ordered deep. I bought the stock I would need to actually have a 34 leg on the shelf in November, and a 30 leg, and the middle sizes that go first, and enough of both washes that I would never write that email again.
For about three weeks it was the best I have felt since I started. Walking into a full unit when you have spent a year apologising for empty shelves does something to you.
The day the maths flipped
Then the new EU import tax on incoming parcels came in.
I am not going to stand in front of you pretending I have read every line of the legislation, and I have no interest in turning this into an argument about politics. Plenty of people have opinions on it. I have a spreadsheet.
What I understand is the bit that lands on me. Bringing the next batch in costs materially more than the last batch did. Not a rounding error. Enough that when I put the new landed cost into the same sheet I have used since day one, and left my selling price where it is, the number at the bottom went red. Every pair. Not the marginal sizes, not the slow colour. Every single pair.
So I did what you would do. I moved the selling price up in the sheet until the number went black again, then sat and looked at what I had typed. Because riding denim is already the thing everybody puts off. People sit on this purchase for two or three years, telling themselves the jeans they have on are fine, and the number is what stops them. And there I was, planning to answer a tax by going back to those same people and asking for more.
That is not a business. That is a slow, polite way of closing.
So the reorder at that number is not happening. That is the decision, and it was made before any of the rest of this. Everything else you are about to read is just consequence.
What that actually leaves me holding
Here is the part that took me longest to get my head round, and it is the part I think most people outside a small business genuinely do not know, because why would you.
A full warehouse is only an asset while you can replace what is in it.
While you can reorder, stock is optionality. It is the ability to say yes. It is having the 34 leg in November. It is never writing the apology email. It is worth more than what it cost you, because of what it lets you do.
The moment you cannot reorder at a price that works, the exact same pallets become something else entirely. Nothing has physically changed. Same boxes. Same denim. Same aisle, same strip light with the flicker in it. But the stock has stopped being a buffer and started being a bill, because now every month it sits there costing me the unit, the insurance, the space, and the cash trapped inside it doing absolutely nothing.
Denim does not go off. Money does. And the bloke who runs the storage site put it better than I ever have: he looked down my aisle one morning, then looked at me, and said I was not storing that, I was paying rent on it. I have thought about that roughly once an hour ever since.
The three obvious ways out, and why none of them worked
Before I did the thing I have ended up doing, I tried the sensible options. I want to walk through them properly, because "founder slashes price" is a story you have heard before and you are right to want to know what he tried first.
One: shift it wholesale
This is the grown-up answer. You do not retail your way out of an inventory problem. You find someone who buys pallets, you take a haircut, and your unit is empty by the end of the month.
So I made the calls, and the offers that came back were, to put it as politely as I can manage in writing, an education. The people who buy stock like mine are extremely good at exactly one thing: knowing when the person on the other end of the phone has a deadline. They could hear it. One outfit opened at a number that would not have covered what I had already paid to bring the stock into the country. Another was more generous, and still worked out at less than the rent I would save.
And there is a second cost nobody warns you about. Those jeans then turn up somewhere, at some price, with my name on them, in a context I do not control. So I would be taking a beating on the money and handing over the one thing I actually own, which is what the brand looks like when somebody meets it for the first time.
Two: move to a cheaper unit
The second answer is the one everyone suggests, usually within four seconds of hearing the problem. Rent is the bill. Cut the rent.
I looked at it seriously. There are cheaper units, and they are cheaper for the same reason everything cheaper is cheaper: further out, down a lane, forty minutes each way instead of twelve.
Two things killed it. Moving stock is not free — between the van, the hands to load it and the sheer number of boxes, the move itself would have swallowed the best part of a year of the saving before I had gained anything. And the second bit only makes sense if you have done this job: I pick and pack. If the unit is forty minutes away, every single order costs me eighty minutes of driving it did not cost before. I would have saved money on rent and paid for it in the only currency I cannot get more of.
So the saving was not a saving. It was a cost with a nicer name on it.
Three: hold the price and wait
This is the one that nearly got me, because it is the option that dresses itself up as maturity.
The pitch you make to yourself goes like this. You have a good product. The stock is not going anywhere. Prices settle, rules get clarified, something shifts, and in six months you are the bloke who kept his nerve while everyone else panicked. Patience is a virtue. Do nothing is technically a strategy.
I sat with that one for about ten days, and what broke it was a question I could not answer: waiting for what, exactly? Waiting only works if there is a specific thing arriving that changes the situation, and I could not name one. What I did have was a bill arriving every month, on the dot, whether I waited or not.
Patience with a full unit and no restock behind it feels like strength, and it is actually the same ending arriving slower with more rent paid along the way. I have watched other small brands do exactly this — sit on inventory, call it an asset, call themselves disciplined, and get quietly eaten by their own storage bill. I was not doing a slow-motion version of the thing I could do now, on purpose, with my eyes open.
I kept treating this as a pricing problem, which is why I could not solve it. It is not a pricing problem. It is a cost-of-holding problem. Once I stopped asking "what should this jean be worth" and started asking "what does it cost me to keep it on that shelf every month I do not sell it", the decision made itself in about four minutes. The jean has not changed. What changed is that the shelf is now expensive and there is nothing coming in behind it.
So here is what I am doing
I am clearing it. All of it. Both washes, every size, until the racking is bare.
£99.99. It was £249.99. Sixty percent off, and it is not a seasonal sale that comes round again in autumn with a different name on it. When the shelf is empty it is over, because there is no order behind it at a price that works for me.
I would rather these went out to people who ride than sit in a metal box slowly converting my money into somebody else's rent. That is the entire reasoning. There is nothing cleverer underneath it.
What the jean actually is, in plain words
I am going to describe this the way I would if you were stood next to me in the unit, which means no adjectives I cannot back up. The full specification is on the product page where it belongs.
It is heavier than the jeans you have on right now. You notice the moment you pick a pair up off the pile, before you have unfolded them. Not stiff, not like cardboard, just substantial in a way that makes the jeans in your drawer feel like pyjamas afterwards.
The cut is made around a bent leg rather than a standing one. This is the bit almost nobody explains properly and the bit that matters day to day. Ordinary jeans are cut for standing up and walking about. The second you fold your leg into a riding position, the knee pulls tight across the top and the bottom of the leg climbs up your shin. You know the feeling. You have been reaching down and yanking the hem back over your boot for years without really registering that you do it.
These have a panelled, ribbed section running through the knee that lets the leg sit bent without dragging the whole trouser up with it, and the back rise is cut higher, so you are not hitching your waistband up off your hips at every set of lights. Individually, small things. Together, the difference between arriving somewhere and arriving somewhere mildly annoyed.
The wash is a proper washed finish rather than a shiny new-denim look, in a black and a blue. That sounds cosmetic and it isn't. It means the jean reads as a jean and not as equipment. You can walk into a pub in them, sit down for a roast, and nobody asks you anything. The gear that gets worn is the gear you do not have to change out of.
Sizes run XS to 5XL, in three inside-leg lengths: 30, 32 and 34 inches. I will come back to that, because it is the most important paragraph on this page.
That is the product. I am not going to build it up beyond that, mostly because the whole argument I am making is that the jean is the same object it was at £249.99, and the only thing that moved is my cost of keeping it.
| Before the clear-out | Now | |
|---|---|---|
| The denim | Same | Same |
| The cut and the knee panel | Same | Same |
| The wash and the sizes | Same | Same |
| The price | £249.99 | £99.99 |
| My cost to restock | Workable | Not workable at this price |
| What happens when a size sells out | Reordered | Gone |
The only two rows that moved are the two that are about me, not about the jean. That is the honest summary of this entire page.
Now the objections, and I am going to say them for you
I know how this reads from the other side, because I have been the person reading it. So let me put the three things you are thinking into words.
"Sixty percent off. That is dodgy." Fair reflex, and keep it. A big discount usually means one of three things: it was never worth the first number, it has a problem, or somebody needs to hit a target. Mine is a fourth thing, and it is the entire reason this page is two thousand words instead of a banner. The way you test whether I am telling the truth is not by trusting me, it is by asking whether the story is specific and consistent. A made-up reason is always vague and always ends in a countdown clock. Mine has a unit, a rent bill, a tax, three rejected options and no clock.
"So it is old stock, then." No, and I understand why you would ask. This is not last season's leftovers or a discontinued run being quietly binned. It is the batch I deliberately over-ordered a few months ago because it was selling, in the sizes that were selling, which is exactly why there is so much of it. If it were dead stock I would not have had to write any of this. I would have put "sale" on it and moved on.
"What is the catch?" There isn't one. It is a jean at £99.99. No membership, nothing that renews, nothing added to your basket for you. The returns window is 60 days from delivery, return postage is paid by you, and the process and address are on the site in plain English. I am telling you the postage bit here rather than letting you find it later, because that is what decides whether somebody trusts a brand the second time.
The size conversation, which is the one that actually matters
If you read nothing else on this page, read this bit. It is the difference between this going well and going badly, and it is entirely within your control.
Leg length is the number one reason anything comes back to me. Not fit through the waist. Not the size on the label. Leg length, every time, by a distance.
And it is avoidable in about two minutes. Do not guess, and do not go off the number printed on the jeans you are wearing, because that number is a lie told by nine different factories in nine different ways. Take a pair of trousers you already like the length of, lay them flat on the bed, and measure from the crotch seam straight down the inside of the leg to the hem. That is your inside leg. Write it down, then compare it against the size chart on the product page before you order, not after.
Three lengths exist: 30, 32 and 34 inches. Most people who get this wrong are between two of them and have never actually measured.
One extra thing a normal size chart will not tell you: your leg is bent when you ride, so the hem sits higher than it does in front of a mirror. If you are genuinely on the line between two lengths, the longer one is usually the one people are happier with afterwards. That is not a rule, it is what I have learned from the messages I get.
On the waist, heavier denim gives less on day one than a soft stretchy pair does. It settles, but do not size down out of optimism. Sizes go XS to 5XL, and if you are stuck between two, message support before you order rather than ordering both.


Where this leaves both of us
I have written and deleted this last section about six times, because every version came out sounding like a closing line. So I will say the true thing instead.
I did not want to do this, and I did not wake up one day and decide to be generous. I made a call earlier this year that made sense with the information I had, the ground moved, and now I am dealing with the consequence in the way that costs me least and annoys me most. Anybody telling you a sixty percent discount is a gift is doing something to you. This one is arithmetic.
What it means for you is simpler. The jean that was £249.99 is the same jean at £99.99. Nothing removed, nothing substituted, and the reason for the number is a bill on my side of the wall.
If you have been closing that tab for two years the way people tell me they have, this is the version where you do not have to. Read the product page properly, and measure your inside leg before you do anything else. When the racking is empty it is done, and there is nothing coming in behind it at this price.
Why is it 60 percent off?
A new EU import tax on incoming parcels means restocking costs materially more than it did. At my current selling price the next batch loses money on every pair. So I am not reordering at that number, and the stock already in my unit has to move rather than cost me rent every month.
Is this old or discontinued stock?
No. It is the batch I deliberately over-ordered a few months ago because those sizes kept selling out. The pile is big because I was confident, not because nobody wanted them.
Has anything been changed or removed to hit the price?
No. Same denim, same cut, same panelled knee section, same washes, same size range. The only two things that moved are my cost of restocking and my cost of holding stock.
How long does the clear-out last?
Until the shelf is empty. No countdown, no stock counter, because both are usually made up. A finite number of pairs in one unit and no restock planned at this price. When a size goes, it goes.
What size should I order?
XS to 5XL, with three inside-leg lengths: 30, 32 and 34 inches. Measure a pair of trousers you already like from the crotch seam down the inside of the leg to the hem, then check that against the size chart on the product page before ordering.
What if it does not fit, and what does delivery cost?
60-day returns window from delivery. Contact support first and they will confirm the address and the process; return postage is paid by you, and support can arrange an exchange inside the same window. UK delivery is free and tracked.
This is an advertorial, written by the founder and published by WARDEN. Prices shown were correct at the time of writing; the product page is the source of truth for price, sizes and full specification. This page uses no timer, no stock counter and no scarcity figure of any kind.